OT - Problem Solved
Richard Johnson wrote:
"Cliff" wrote in message
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Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country
lately -
Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in
Florida.
The best way to get results is to concentrate on solutions to these
problems.
Here is a win-win-win situation:
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border
+ Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat.
Any other problems you would like solved today?
]
Uh...excuse me, where do we get the fresh water to fill the moat? (The
majority of the moat is in a desert.) Also, how do we get the Mexicans to
not use the aligators as a new food source (as the aligators are a protected
species)?
You channel it in from the gulf.
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