Don Bruder wrote:

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Do chickens only have one kidney?

I was surprised myself. It was a dark round thing the size of a big
grape. It looked like I would expect kidney meat to look. I already
ate it.

What's a good recipe for kidney?
A: Boil the **** out of it!

Reminds me of a biology textbook I had at school. There was a picture of
a guy connected to a dialysis machine. A previous owner of the textbook
had drawn a big smiley on the machine and a speech bubble which said "Ha
Ha I'm taking the **** out of you".

Chris