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Although I have been out of the handyman business for years, I still
have a few people that call me, and on occasion I still do a few small
repairs. Yesterday I got one of the stupidest calls ever.

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A true story from the Las Vegas Review-Journal

(paraphrased)

Over the weekend at Lake Mead, a boat motored to the fuel dock. The lady
driving told the attendant to fill it up. She asked for him to look at the
boat, as it seemed slow and sluggish.

When the attendant looked, he saw that the boat trailer was still attached
to the boat.

True story.

Steve