"Bill" wrote in message
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I have done this three times at both Lowes and HD. Hollar at the top of
your voice, "Your stupid machine does not work." I guarantee, you will
get their attention and some service. The short embarrasment on you
part is well worth seeing their shocked faces. Since everybody knows
that what you said is true, they all laugh with you, not at you.

Bill in WNC mountains


I once stood in a store waiting for a salesperson for way too long. I
eventually whipped oput my mobile phone called the store and explained the
problem. Inside of 60 sec I helpful person was speeding toward me. YMMV

Mekon