You CAN'T turn a laser printer into a short run press?

Opps! That must be the reason why I wasn'r able to to just that for
years. I guess an offset press is the way to go. Of course, I use a
laser to to the plates for that, too. Opps again. And a letterset
press? Opps! I guess you can't ust it also to do the plates for it,
too