Doctor Drivel wrote:


"Tim S" wrote in message
.. .


That leaves John free to eat all the
pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his
alone.

Go to him Drivel, go to him now, he needs your warm embrace more than ever.
If you search deep, deep within him, you may find...















Four shags a night,
Three different birds,
Two Jaguars,
And a half eaten mouldy pork pie.


[To the tune of "Twelve Days of Christmas", with thanks to
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/stor...ws/news1.shtml
and others, so sue them for libel then!]


"Ode to the Prescott Fan Club: Presiding, and only member, Dr Drivel"