The message
from Chris Bacon contains these words:

"noone" (no-one).
"The car breaked hard".
"French doors".
"Dumb" (stupid).
"Meter" (metre).
"Draw" (drawer).

From one of the local FreeCycle groups...

"wanted wardrobe +chester drawes; my daughters chesterdrawes has fell
too pices the wardrobe the chip has gone to dust iam in bedworth; can
collect distends no truble"

You couldn't make it up, could you?

--
Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.