We get a lot of that on our local classifieds newsgroup and craigslist.
A recent entry was for a "Brand new scooter" -- which had over 100 miles
on it.

Ignoramus5749 wrote:
For your enjoyment, a "hardly used", 32 year old compressor with "very
dirty" air cleaner.

http://cgi.ebay.com/12-hp-60-gallon-...temZ7615099021

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