ARWadsworth wrote:

I found a dead mouse today in a CU

Gives "proving dead" a whole new meaning...

But that's nothing. There was a case here a few years ago that made it
to the local paper. Occupants had noticed a strange smell in the
under-stairs cupboard. Transco could find no gas leak and suggested the
cause might be electrical. An electrician was called and found a dead
*snake* in the consumer unit.

--
Andy