"James Riser" wrote in message
link.net...
For hunters of bargain priced machinery, rust can be your friend. A layer
of rust on a machine really helps to keep the price down. Quite
servicable machines can be recovered from rust by the cheap machinist. Go
here to see my latest rust bucket project:
http://www.JamesRiser.com/Machinery/...h/Restore.html

Enjoy.
Jim

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the
obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but
I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't
possibly be
mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have
black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to
the
gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families
on
both sides had jet-black hair for generations."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have
sex?"

The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the
past
year. We only made love once or twice every few months."

"Well, there you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's rust!"