I investigated door swapping, but they are non-swappable.

Nonetheless, I've enlisted the help of the gf's grandfather (very handy
and experienced with just about anything) to help with the project.
We're going to extend the hard line for the dryer, and possibly move
the dryer vent as well. As for washer hoses, I did find some male-male
connectors so that I can put a few hoses together, but he mentions that
I could instead probably get some hoses made that would be much less
prone to leakage.

He's been busy with a lot of other things, so I'm sort of waiting on
him to tackle this. In the end I think it'll be done *right* and
that's the part I like best.

At least there's a laundromat nearby.