On Wed, 05 Apr 2006 13:25:51 -0500, Andy Asberry wrote:

After two weeks of the flu, I must be delirious. In a fever stupor, I
thought how great it would be to vacuum my head clear.
Sooo..You might be a redneck if you ever cleared your sinuses with a
Mityvac brake bleeder.

I've been an EMT for a dozen years or so, so I have a bit of basis for
this statement - that's pretty much all we're going to use in the back
of an ambulance anyway. Some of the hand-powered suction units have a
remarkable resemblance to a Mityvac. Bigger tubing though, for the
chunks. Training sessions for suction in EMT class usually involve a
can of chunky beef stew...

You heard it here first.

Ever consider the emergency services? I like how you think...