On 30 Mar 2006 13:03:02 GMT, Dave Hinz wrote:

On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:54:14 GMT, Gunner wrote:
On 29 Mar 2006 20:55:13 GMT, Dave Hinz wrote:

Pardon, oh Bishop (Archbishop?), but what are the entrance requirements
for said office, please?

At least 3 1911s or clones, or a Ma Duce, (a Ma Duce beats any number
of 1911s/clones)

You've got mail. I think you want specifically to look at the sixth
image, although they're all interesting in their own regard. Click on
the images to see details.

Id have to do a work up on your qualifications, reasons you desire
to join the Priesthood and last qual scores.

Does that need to be an NRA-sanctioned event, or can I go out in the
back yard and do some 25 yard work?

Please submit them with a 2 liter bottle of Diet Mt. Dew and a cat
toy..and Ill start the paper work.

But...a 2 liter bottle of Mt. Dew _is_ a cat toy. I'm all confuzzled.

Gunner, Bishop in the Church of John Moses Browning

So is that saturdays, or sundays then?


I think Dave is more than qualified...chuckle...he has almost as many
as I do.

The Cap from a bottle of Dew..is a cat toy..the bottle itself is a dog
toy..particularly with some pebbles in it and squeezed so its about
half flat. and the cap put back on. Assuming you can find the cap
after the cat ran off with it...

Backyard work is fine, as long as it was witnessed by an impartial
witness. A cat will be perfect..simply have him/her leave paw print.


"The importance of morality is that people behave themselves even if
nobody's watching. There are not enough cops and laws to replace
personal morality as a means to produce a civilized society. Indeed,
the police and criminal justice system are the last desperate line of
defense for a civilized society. Unfortunately, too many of us see
police, laws and the criminal justice system as society's first line
of defense." --Walter Williams