"Owain" wrote in message
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Doctor Drivel wrote:
Many people go to Screwfix because of their service.

Given the choice between Screwfix

...Owain. Owain, Owain we go
...he gives us info we don't want to know
...the info is so poor tis true
...so how does this garbage affect you?

...well take no heed of babble and drool
...as instantly you will recognise a fool

...instictively you will spy
...in newsgroups with DIY
...attempting wisdom the fools will try

...so be very watchful of what the fools say
...and don't give these half-wits the time of day