"Guy King" wrote in message
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from "Mary Fisher" contains these words:

Why do you shave?

I can't understand why any man doesn't want to look like a man. Not
shaving
saves time, money and pain :-)

Beards are tickly and irritating

Only when they're growing after shaving, I'm told.

- but have the advantage of being a
source of unexpected snacks and forgotten trifles.

You don't need a beard for that, a tie does perfectly well.