No, honey, that dress doesn't make your ass look fat. That half gallon of
ice cream you had for dessert last night makes your ass look fat.

Jim



"Rich The Newsgroup Wacko" wrote in message
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On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 23:39:54 -0500, Jeff Wisnia wrote:

(Honey, dows this dress make me look fat? No dear, but your ass does.)