On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 03:52:22 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, Carl
Smith quickly quoth:

In article ,
says...
The cat was standing
over
me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face,
undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!"

She was probably thinking "Uh, oh. Who's going to feed me now?"

....as Carl's wife (who was looking over his shoulder as he typed that)
goes out and buys the same model taser to use on him...


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