On Sat, 04 Mar 2006 09:38:44 GMT, Gunner
wrote:

On Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:43:06 GMT, "Tim" wrote:

Warning!! Dangerous design flaw in the 2006 Jeep Wranglers!!


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Not really. WWII vintage Jeeps were a man's vehicle, built to be
driven anywhere and everywhere. Today, Jeeps are yard ornaments,
built to look nice when parked in front of your house. Like your
lawn, today's Jeeps are not meant to be seen away from home.

Don't blame DaimlerChrysler. They are only building what wussy
consumers want to purchase. Anything more rugged that the company
tried to build, didn't sell, which is why they had to put the
"Diamler" part in front of "Chrysler".

Last summer, I spotted the following sign at an entrance to a tourist
area that pretty well summarizes today's Jeep purchaser:

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ATTENTION: 4-WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLE OWNERS

Parking your vehicle with two wheels on the sidewalk does not
constitute taking your vehicle "off-road". You will be charged with a
parking violation.

We have paved trails for off-road vehicle activities at designated
locations. Ask for your "off-road" map at the park administration
office. Entering designated off-road areas is at your own risk.
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At one time, a Jeep looked like, and performed like, a vehicle for all
occasions. That is, until the wusses became the target market.
Today, it looks like, and performs like, a whore that got raped by an
army but, this is not news.

If you want a real Jeep, build yourself a Willys Jeep replica with
parts made from rustproof stainless steel, not plastic. It will be
the best investment you make.

Kits available from: http://www.geep.biz/