In article ,
"Edwin Pawlowski" wrote:

Down at the sausage factory we no longer make links, but extrude one huge
sausage and cut it to length on the table saw. Production was up and we
made a lot of money so we bought some new saws from a company called Saw
Stop. Looked like a good product, but we've been having a lot of failures
every time we cut a sausage. What are we doing wrong?

Simple... it's supposed to be:
"Cut the cheese"
"Hide the sausage"