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Default The "ideal" Dick Cheney hunting accident

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"Dave Baker" Dave wrote in message
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Images of this keep running through my mind. Dick Cheney and George Bush

go
quail hunting together. One bird breaks from cover and flies between them

at
head height. They both pivot, fire together as the bird goes between them
and blow each other's head off. At a stroke the world is a safer place.

The story has an even happier ending. They both miss the bird.

Like Morrissey am I now likely to get hauled in and questioned by the FBI

if
I ever visit the Untied States of America? (no that wasn't a spelling
mistake)
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Dave Baker
www.pumaracing.co.uk


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