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JR North
 
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Default The "ideal" Dick Cheney hunting accident

Congratulations, Dave. The Thought Police now have you square in their
cross hairs.
JR
Dweller in the cellar

Dave Baker wrote:
Images of this keep running through my mind. Dick Cheney and George Bush go
quail hunting together. One bird breaks from cover and flies between them at
head height. They both pivot, fire together as the bird goes between them
and blow each other's head off. At a stroke the world is a safer place.

The story has an even happier ending. They both miss the bird.

Like Morrissey am I now likely to get hauled in and questioned by the FBI if
I ever visit the Untied States of America? (no that wasn't a spelling
mistake)
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Dave Baker
www.pumaracing.co.uk


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