"Spehro Pefhany" wrote in message
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On Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:51:52 -0800, the renowned "Steve B"
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I think your first idea is right. _Something_ needed to be covered up,
and
my guess is that it was something totally _unrelated_ to guns or booze.


I totally agree.

Some very interesting concepts have been brought up by the press:

That Cheney shot the lawyer to send a message go Scooter Libby that he
better not squeal.

That the lawyer has information about Roswell that he was going to leak.

That Cheney was out of lawyer jokes, and had to do SOMETHING.

That it was to draw the attention away from Iraq.

That Cheney was suspecting an affair between the lawyer and Cheney's dog.

Oh, there's a lot more. And there will be a lot more.

Don't you love having a "press" that is interested in the facts of who,
what, why, when and how instead of just sensationalism?

I sure do.

Steve

Are any of those concepts/jokes actually from the "press" ? I suspect
the only press they own is a garlic press.



Actually, two of them are from the "press". The others will be released
when they wear out these two. This could go on for years.

I hear there is a team that is now trying to prove the Republicans are
implicated in the Jimmy Hoffa and Mary Jo Kopechne cases, and that they have
been working on every other unsolved case trying to link them to the evil
Republicans.

Check The National Enquirer or Star to keep up to speed.

Or just keep reading the "reports" here from the "reporters" here.

Remember, if it's on Usenet, it HAS to be the truth! Otherwise, they
wouldn't let it be printed.

Just like TV news.

Steve