On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 20:47:22 GMT, "Dave Lyon"
wrote:


"JR North" wrote in message
...
With the possible exception of one or two, which by mere happenstance
might happen to be true, these are all BS, by someone with avery limited
and sophomoric sense of humor.
JR
Dweller in the cellar



Those are very old. I ran into similar things helping friends become
computer literate back in the 80's



Obviously very dated, since AST has been out of business for close to
a decade now.