Yeah, but the original Mormon documents were on gold sheets and STILL
disappeared!

jtaylor wrote:

James, the ultra-whacko Scientologists use titanium sheets or something like
that to keep the priceless mumblings of their drug-ridden founder for future
alien invasion fleets to read. They have oodles of money (hint: get stupid
rich folk like Cruise and Travolta to sponsor you) and probably have done a
lot of this preservation research already. Google them and you might find
something useful...