On Mon, 16 Jan 2006 22:32:19 +0000 (UTC), "Grumpy owd man"
wrote:

|Just taken delivery of some very nice "1000V insulated live line working
|tools" Along with said tools is an instruction sheet; slightly odd
|since if you are buying them you really should know what you are doing.
|Amongst the info therein is such advice as 'keep dry' , 'keep separate
|from other tools which could damage the insulation' both fairly
|obvious. The last one is priceless; 'WARNING NOT TO BE USED ON OR NEAR
|ENERGISED EQUIPMENT'
|Anyway they look nice in the tool case g

The New Scientist has a whole page of these every week.
Next to the last page.
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