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Proctologically Violated©®
 
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Default Ode to a Handle Cranker

The mutha****a that gets these yeastie-beasties crankin to 100 proof (about
55% alc.) will become richer than Bill fuknGates in under a year.
IOW, no distillation required, ergo no tell-tale swampland stills!! Jes
filter out the dead yeasties, and keep their ****. And voila, drunk you be!
Plus caramel, artificial flavors/FDC colors as req'd.

Oh, and most likely sucrose, as Diabetic Merka proliferates. I mean,
somebody's gotta support the makers of all these bitty glucose widgets.
I daresay manageable diabetes is sort of chic these days, donchathink, what
w/ BB King and all his little whitebread blues-boy protoges'n'**** shooting
up, I mean, sticking themselves....
Ahm feelin so left out....

But indeed, that Sam Adams would seem to have some kick, bruh...
Ought to soon replace Old English 40s and Colt 45 in the g-dGhetto--bea.
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Mr. P.V.'d
formerly Droll Troll
"Cliff" wrote in message
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On Mon, 2 Jan 2006 19:43:58 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
wrote:

Indeed, wine is limited in proof cuz all the yeasties die, en masse, in
their own effing ****, at about 19%.


http://beeradvocate.com/news/stories_read/501/
[
Sam Adams Utopias MMII & Samuel Adams Millennium
Brewed by the Boston Beer Co., Utopias currently holds the record as
the strongest beer in the world. It weighs in at 24 percent ABV and is
limited to 3,000 bottles that looked like mini, old-school, copper
brewing kettles. The beer was brewed with a slew of malts, hops and
maple syrup, then aged in port, scotch and cognac barrels.
]

They evolved a "super yeast" ....
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Cliff