You are an eight track troller.

On Sun, 25 Dec 2005, Erich J. Schultheis, The Man with the 15 inch Cock. wrote:

I put in an eight track in the player and I don't hear music. what's
wrong? how do I fix it how much would i cost, i'm thinking that if i
post in a newgroup with a bunch of virgins who worry about
selectavision players and dial phones, then somebody must be an eight
track expert.