In article .com,
"Todd Airsushi" wrote:

ACME ordered 300 hundred anvils from me. I have to craft them for their
next Wile E. Coyote movie. If I don't craft them until April 1st, 2006,
301 pianos will hit my head.

So how can I craft anvils ?

That's easy. Call ACME back and order same anvil seeds, a time
machine, and anti-paradox cream. Plant the seeds somewhere sunny with
lots of abandoned cars. Then hop in the time machine and go forward
until your anvils are large enough to harvest. Put on your
paradox-block and start hauling them back. May require several trips
unless you weld (metalwork!) a ball hitch to the time machine.

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