On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 08:31:58 -0500, WillR wrote:
Greg G. wrote:

It was the combination of synthetic threads in his socks and his shoes
rubbing against one another. Now he only blows things up from
incompetence. :-\

Restrict him to cotton and sack cloth -- then he can do penance
simultaneously with his misdeeds.

Iron Age and some other safetey shoe makers make work shoes with
conductive soles. You can use a special wax on the floors, and he'll be
grounded effectively that way.