In article . com,
wrote:

Stop the presses, gentlemen make merry, hug your wife and run! For
today I am amazed and proud to have seen the glory of a page full of
new posts all on topic!!!!!!!! Wrirte this day and the time down on
your calendars and remember it dearly!

Page? WTF are you talking about? This is usenet...

Ah (checking the headers), you use Google. That explains a lot.

Get yourself a proper newsreader, learn to use its filtering
capability, and miraculously almost all you'll see in the wRECk will be
on-topic.

--
"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. "
-- Gene Spafford, 1992