On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 14:46:04 -0500, Lee Michaels wrote:

"Leif Thorvaldson" wrote in message
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====The worst one I can remember is the guy who committed suicide by
bandsawing himself in half!! Anyone remember that?

How about those retards who blow up people by "gooseing" them with an air
hose?

Google for "scrotum self-repair". Or maybe you don't want to. Involves
moving machinery and staples.