On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 21:40:35 -0600, "Ron Moore"
wrote:

As for finding God, you know where He is and how to talk to Him.
BTW, there's a great book of instructions going around.

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Quality of Work:
5. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
4. Leaps tall buildings with a running start.
3. Can leap short buildings with prodding.
2. Bumps into buildings.
1. Cannot recognize buildings.

Promptness:
5. Is faster than a speeding bullet.
4. Is as fast as a speeding bullet.
3. Would you believe a slow bullet?
2. Misfires frequently.
1. Wounds self when handling gun.

Initiative:
5. Is stronger than a locomotive.
4. Is as strong as a bull elephant.
3. Almost as strong as a bull.
2. Shoots the bull.
1. Smells like a bull.

Adaptability:
5. Walks on water.
4. Keeps head above water under stress.
3. Washes with water.
2. Drinks water.
1. Passes water in emergencies.

Communication:
5. Talks with God.
4. Talks with Angels.
3. Talks to self.
2. Argues with self.
1. Loses argument with self.
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