--Getcher self a bottle of 4-alarm hot sauce and douse a few
sacrificial items on the table; that oughtta do the trick.
--A pal of mine lives next door to a coop of barky dogs and he's
fastened a solenoid valve from an old washing machine to a tree in his
backyard (one that allows a view of the barky dogs). When they start
barking he presses a button on his desk and it squirts them; very kewl.
:-)

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"Steamboat Ed" Haas : California: "The crap magnet
Hacking the Trailing Edge! : in America's crankcase".
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