"J T" wrote in message
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http://www.hearnehardwoods.com/GeneralInfo/Sawmill.html

I've got a birthday coming up, and I think it's only fair that you
cheapskates chip in and buy me one of these.


I'm a little short on cash, but I'll send you some beer cans you can cash in
for 5¢ apiece. Keep an eye out for that beg green trash bag full of them
when the UPS man drops them on the doorstep.