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wrote:
This is what happened. I was riding home on my mule holding my
rooster and hen. My mule stopped on me. Now my mule won't move until
I scratch him behind the ears. Well the pastor's wife was walking by.
I only said "Pardon me Mrs. Hillbunker but would you hold my cock and
pullet while I scratch my ass", and the next thing I know is that the
police have me on the ground, handcuffed, and beating me with billy
clubs.

That story should win the Pullet Surprise.