This IS a woodworking group. So, the guy should take a wooden
basebal bat out, and beat the crap out of the dog. Now that I think on
it, a wooden handled pitch fork would probably work even better - hard
to get on a guy out doing yard work, and has to protect his kids from a
viscious dog.

Remember, when they take our pitch forks away, only criminals will have
pitch forks.



JOAT
Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing.