"Dave Hinz" wrote in message
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On Wed, 23 Nov 2005 19:44:34 GMT, Doug Kanter
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"Kevin Craig" wrote in message
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He said he's got an SKS; most models come with a big pointy thing that
folds back under the barrel; when unfurled, the rifle becomes a pointy
stick.

But wait....doesn't the bayonet make it an assault weapon? :-)

Only if the SKS in question is Chinese. If it's Russian, or
Yugoslavian, then it's just fine. I'm sure this makes sense somehow.


Because "Russian" and "Yugoslavian" already contain the letter "A", but
"Chinese" does not. Obviously.