Gunner wrote:
On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 18:53:27 -0500, Jeff Wisnia
wrote:


Leo Lichtman wrote:


"Lloyd E. Sponenburgh" Note, too, Gunner, that it's got the requisite
suppository inserter option already installed.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Here's my chance to tell my favorite suppository joke"
Doctor gives the patient a prescription for rectal suppositories, and says,
"Use these, and come back in two weeks for another exam." The patient comes
back for the follow-up, and reports, "In the first place, I'm not a bit
better. And, in the second place, they taste AWFUL!" The doctor
says,"You're not EATING those, are you?" Patient says, "What did you think
I was going to do with them, shove them up my ass?"



Which brings to mind the proctologist's patient who when asked to bend
over requested that his exam be done with two fingers rather than the
usual one.....







He wanted a second opinion.


Jeff


Or the twin brothers that went to medical school, one to be a
proctologist..the other a shrink.

After graduation, they started a clinic together

They decided on the name.....

"Odds and Ends"

They soon found out that they were competing with a similar pair of twin
doctors across town who called their joint practice, "Queers and Rears".

Jeff


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Jeffry Wisnia

(W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE)

"Truth exists; only falsehood has to be invented."