On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 15:17:34 -0800, dirt farmer
wrote:

His main residence is
under the kitchen oven;

He will soon start a family in the insulation in the over, and **** and ****
all over, so that when you turn on your oven a week from now to bake that pie,
the smell will make you gag and go running for the door.

Get rid of that mouse NOW!

Exactly why I had to get rid of my stove, and they actually pulled out
much of the insulation, so the stove was ruined.