In message ews.net,
Doctor Drivel writes
I Wonder if the cost of spare parts shall increase as Warm Air Units
decline in the UK

I suppose thats great for us Gas Engineers

You're not an engineer, you're a fitter

I'm an engineer

Maxie, do you have an engine in your ear?

Bugger off

You didn't mention me as a source of spares.

The wedding's off
I don't love you any more

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geoff