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Default My Spouse Let A Mouse In The House


About a decade ago, there was a big animal rights brouhaha in
Holland because they did a show on how the ancient Romans cooked. So
they took a doormouse by the tail, dunked it in a goblet of wine so it
wouldn't feel a thing and then roasted it by the tail over an open
flame. This is was before the advent of Bubonic Plague. Perhaps it was
even the cause.


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