"mm" wrote in message
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On Sun, 20 Nov 2005 19:05:58 -0800, "Billzz"
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"Amy L." wrote in message
om...
Get the tray with the sticky glue and put some peanut butter on it. The
mouse will stick to it and than you will need to "dispose" of the mouse
as
there is no way to remove him without injuring to release.

Amy

Just get a little blindfold and put it on the little rat, then tie it to a
Popsicle stick and get all the neighborhood kids, with BB guns to be the
firing squad.

The only problem is that the little rat might ask for a last cigarette,
and
it takes *forever* to teach them how to smoke!

Couldn't he get a smoking rat from one of those cancer studies, and
let it teach his rat how to smoke?

In those studies, when the study is over, don't they sell the rats to
resuce organizations, like with old greyhounds and chimpanzees, when
they're done racing and being studied?

Yes, but it costs an absolute fortune to keep them. It's the little oxygen
bottles. Not to mention the RDA (Rodent Disability Act) requirements that
make you have wheelchair accessible mousetraps.

Today's Trivia: Mickey Mouse, in Spanish, is Miguelito Ratonchita.


"Jack" wrote in message
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And this particular meece is smart; he won't touch the d-con pellets.
Also, he was able to eat the peanut butter on the mouse trap, without
tripping the trap. Two consecutive nights. Is this a Super Meece?
What to do, what to do??





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