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Larry Jaques wrote:

So is Jif. Q: WTF do you need sugar in a jar of crushed peanuts?
A: To make kids want it, make dentists rich, and to **** off parents
and anyone else who is health-minded.

Then there is my other all-time favourite. Take out the peanut oil (more
valuable), put vegetable oil back in. Read the label on Kraft peanut
butter..... and gobs of salt too.