On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 12:20:39 -0800, with neither quill nor qualm, Tim
Douglass quickly quoth:

On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 07:30:05 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote:

What's the diff? Toss out ALL those bums. mega sigh

Smartest thing ever written in a political thread on usenet.

Thank you. This just in:

CDC Bird Flu Symptom List
-------------------------

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird
flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment immediately:

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to **** on someone's windshield.


(LJ note: There must be several different strains, as the urge is to
**** on all politicians' heads.)


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