"Proctologically Violated©®" wrote:

I would like to take this opportunity to ask for everyone's support in my
bid for the presidency under the IPPV--Independent Party of the
Proctological Violated (which is every non-executive working stiff in effing
America).

By dint of some anatomical limitations left undetailed here, I am a much
better prospect than any Dem or Rep, cuz I won't be able to shove it in
nearly as far, even if I wanted to.


That is a pretty good start on a platform. I've heard that honesty
doesn't get you elected though.

Wes S

PS

I'm glad I didn't have a beverage in my mouth when I read this or I'd
be cleaning my keyboard
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