On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 08:08:48 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, Bruce
L. Bergman quickly quoth:

--snip of great story--

"Well, he didn't want to, especially since it was /your/ idea. Now
it starts drizzling again, and suddenly going back inside his nice
warm house starts sounding like a good idea. And Boy, he's sure glad
he thought of it."

Moral: People have dogs. Cats have Staff.

The sooner the People involved figure that out, the better. And
then you can save a lot of money on Psychiatrists...

More truth: Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
Get used to it.


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