In article ,
Bruce L. Bergman wrote:

On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 04:08:47 GMT, Gunner
wrote:
On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 14:24:25 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote:

So, ya gonna help 'em build a flame thrower mower? evil grinne

donning Nomex suit

We uns here in the Valley are big on BBQs on wheels...so why not a
portable cat bbq?

Cat..the other white meat.

Don't. Even. JOKE. About. That.

Cat story snipped

"Well, he didn't want to, especially since it was /your/ idea. Now
it starts drizzling again, and suddenly going back inside his nice
warm house starts sounding like a good idea. And Boy, he's sure glad
he thought of it."

Moral: People have dogs. Cats have Staff.

The sooner the People involved figure that out, the better. And
then you can save a lot of money on Psychiatrists...

LOL.

Cats were once worshipped as gods. They have never forgotten this and
make great effort to reinstitute that status. But most will settle for
mere instant obedience from humans.