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Larry Jaques
 
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Default What to Ask for Christmas?

Mon, Nov 7, 2005, 9:42am (EST-3) (DonkeyHody)
mumbled:
snip Ideas anyone?

Yes indeed:
Boxers WITHOUT bloody damn snips.
Pants that don't come up to my armpits.
The type of aftershave I actually use.
Books I will actually read.
T-shirts and socks that actually fit.
Videos I will watch more than once.


Yeah, no more clothes! I don't wear many long sleeve shirts but
always get them as xmas gifts.


The list goes on, but, just GIVE ME MONEY, so I can buy things I
actually want, and will actually use.
Merry @#$%ing Christmas.


Right on! My sentiments exactly. I'll give 'em a list of things I
want. _Please_ don't get anything else for me, especially 99 cent
Chiwanese tools.

That said, Mom loved her pierced jewelry for her 80th birthday.
It was a Yin/Yang belly button bar and she chickened out and put
it on a silver chain.


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