"Tim Douglass" wrote in message
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"David" wrote in message
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051104/od_nm/glue_dc

What's the best glue for gluing yourself to a toilet? Is it safe to use a
pointy stick to try and free yourself?

I would think the best glue would have to be hide glue - because you
are not only gluing your hide to the seat, but afterwards you want to
hide!

There are a number of resins which are heat-cured in the temperature range
of the human tush. Long time since organic chemistry, but that's how we
"framed" our buddy's personality.