On Fri, 4 Nov 2005 13:30:51 -0500, "Jerry S."
wrote:


"David" wrote in message
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051104/od_nm/glue_dc

What's the best glue for gluing yourself to a toilet? Is it safe to use a
pointy stick to try and free yourself?

I would think the best glue would have to be hide glue - because you
are not only gluing your hide to the seat, but afterwards you want to
hide!

I personally wouldn't use a pointy stick for getting free. Given the
contour and territory I think there would be too much risk of
collateral damage.

--
"We need to make a sacrifice to the gods, find me a young virgin... oh, and bring something to kill"

Tim Douglass

http://www.DouglassClan.com